Well there I was this morning at six oclock, innocently sat having my coffee. I was sat by the window in the morning room. Silently writing my morning pages before prayer time, I heard some tapping at the window. I looked outside into the dark and froze slightly. I listened to the tapping. The morning room is on the first floor so it wasn't a person(at least I hoped not). I stood up quickly and lo and behold behind the coffee cup was a huge scorpion. I kid you not. "Tap Tap" he said as he shuffled along with his many legs and two waving claws "got any more coffee luv? I prefer mine black" No more coffee, solid crunch, no more tapping. Mercenary I know but I had things to do, I just didn't fancy a trip to l'hopital. It was survival of the fittest. I didn't have the wherewithall to snap him tappin so I squished him and then sent him swimmin. Ah. Scorpions are so primevil, kinda like dinosaurs but mini. I thought this as I carried his deflated corpse with the flood of venom by his flat tail to the bathroom.He was on the back of this coffee mat held at arms length. Arms length due to the fact he was as long as THIS MAT!!!!! ok so nearly this big. But scarier than this spider grrr TAP TAP
No comments:
Post a Comment